Final playoff push predictions

Procrastinating has led me to this. I will predict division winners, records.. um not sure what else. Oh, I'm also much more accurate than Mel Kiper Jr. Take that to the bank.

AFC North
(Y) Browns 12-4
(X) Ravens 11-5 (Lose week 17 to Browns..leading to wildcard matchup the following week.. which I won't predict.)
Steelers 7-9
Bengals 5-11

AFC South
(Z) Colts 15-1 (Going to lose @ the Browns because I'm never wrong)
Texans 7-9
Titans 5-11
Jaguars 3-13

AFC East
(Y) Bills 11-5
Patriots 10-6 (Beat bills week 17, but it doesn't matter.. Enjoy your couch)
Dolphins 5-11
(S) Jets 0-16

AFC West
(U) Chargers 13-3
(X) Chiefs 11-5
Raiders 8-8
Broncos 4-12

NFC North
(U) Vikings- 13-3
Packers 10-6
Lions 7-9
Bears 4-12

NFC South
(Y) Buccaneers 12-4
(X) Falcons 12-4
Saints 5-11
Panthers 4-12

NFC East
(Y) Cowboys 8-8 (Holds tiebreaker on Redskins and Giants)
Redskins 8-8
Giants 8-8
Eagles 3-13 (100% on phenom. Otherwise easy SB with the best team in the nation)

NFC West
(Z) Cardinals 14-2
(X) Seahawks 13-3
49ers 11-5
Rams 6-10

(U)- Clinched bye
(Y) - Clinched Division
(X) - Clinched Wild Card
(Z) - Clinched Home field in Conference
(S) - Tony Romo award for worst record in the league. Congratulations!

Hold on...you're actually predicting me to win two more games.

You do realize it took me a month to win one game, right?

I really want to say you're wrong and that I'll make the playoffs, but with my remaining schedule, I think you may be right. Going to give my best shot at it though!!

Haven't lost since you made this prediction. Thanks Lone!!

HA I TOLD YOU I WOULDN'T WIN TWO MORE GAMES!!!

Now I feel like shit. Thanks Lone...